Laugh it off

Comment by Ana on July 30, 2008 at 11:43am

Ok confessional: I honestly thought if I greased my thighs, I could get into my skinny jeans (I used coconut oil). For all you ppl out there who have been tricked by television, it doesn't work! All it does is mess up those nice skinny jeans you paid $30 bucks for. But my thighs are nice and smooth now. Ooh la la, so soft ;)

Comment by HungryHippos on July 30, 2008 at 1:43pm

That's hillarious! I've fallen for a lot of crazy products too. I've always loved the picture that you have.

Comment by Charlie Hills on July 31, 2008 at 1:09am

It sure didn't work on Ross in Friends. At least you didn't add talc. (Did you?)

Comment by Ana on July 31, 2008 at 9:07pm

lol no, but since i was at the point of no return, I shoulda just went for it and let the paste dry. I could've been a walking pinata!
And HH thats my fav pic too :P

Comment by Ana on July 31, 2008 at 10:12pm

Aaaaah that episode is on right now! Loooool, that's so crazy. You're a psychic! Go! Go! Go! :D

Comment by 2Phat on August 1, 2008 at 10:38pm

Comment by 2Phat on August 6, 2008 at 5:38pm

Q:How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer: One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.
What was the question?

Comment by Ana on August 7, 2008 at 11:07pm

LMAO, wet my pants on that one (not literally, but it was pretty close)

Comment by erin on August 7, 2008 at 11:53pm

Too funny, that is exactly how I have felt this week. My husband would argue that it's all month, but how would he remember or notice if he doesn't notice the giant laundry basket sitting in front of the staircase that needs to go upstairs that he nimbly hops over to go to bed each night (and then asks where it is in the morning because he can't find any socks to wear)???? Dude!! Open your freakin' eyes!!! I love him, though.

Comment by Ana on August 11, 2008 at 1:34am

LOL I love it. Try putting some steak in the basket, maybe he'll notice it then. Hehe works for me!

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